August 21st, 2009 
DianaA friend emailed this to me. There are so many emails, I have to be selective not to offend anyone. But this is so funny, and I had to share it here. So here goes:
John’s secretary
Joe: Your secretary is very sexy.
John: Thanks, it’s a robot from Japan . Her name is Sweety. If you squeeze its right breast it takes notes and if you squeeze the left it types. I’ll lend it to you for a day and you can see for yourself.
Next day Joe called from hospital and shouted :
John you BASTARD, you didn’t tell me Sweety’s pussy is a pencil sharpener.
I have also decided to remove mybloglog because some obnoxious ex-colleague is spying my blog for ideas and I just don’t like it to see her avatar on my blog. What did she do in the past to me? Well for one, she took credit for the work I did and wrote down petty offences on me like forgetting to put the pencil back in the drawer instead of doing real marketing meeting customers outside. No wonder, the company closed down after hiring someone like her. Comes to work 1 hour late every day – an even BIGGER offence that the boss does not know! And once, she even came to work in the retail shop in an upmarket shopping mall in her pajamas! My Gosh!
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