What is Marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, ‘I am very rich. Marry me!’
– That’s Direct Marketing

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, ‘He’s
very rich. Marry him.’
– That’s Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, ‘Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.’
– That’s Telemarketing.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,
offer her a ride, and then say, ‘By the way, I’m very rich ‘Will you marry me?’
– That’s Public Relations.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, ‘You are very rich, I want to marry you.’
– That’s Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, ‘I’m rich. Marry me’
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
– That’s Customer Feedback

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2 Responses to “What is Marketing?”

  1. This is a great description of the different forms of marketing!

  2. Diana says:

    Sheryl Tuttle: Hope you like it – was emailed to me by a friend.

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